Awakening Supports/Noire Inigo

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C Support

Inigo:
Aaah! S-somebody help! Heeelp! N-Noire's gonna kill me!

Noire:
Dum de dum de do...

Inigo:
*Huff, huff...* N-Noire! Come on, put the bow down! It's all fun and games until someone loses an... AAAIEEEE!

Noire:
Don't worry. Of all the weapons I use, I'm best with a bow. So it's very unlikely I'll hit you.

Inigo:
Oh, is that so? Well, you know what? THAT DOESN'T HELP! And I was actually making headway with that girl until you started firing at her! ...Yes, well, you've had your fun. Now go away and let me get back to mine.

Noire:
Oh, but I am my mother's daughter, you know...

Inigo:
And what does Tharja have to do with any of this?

Noire:
When it comes to chasing our prey, we never tire. It's in our blood. You might say I'm a bit... obsessive about stuff like this. So you aren't going to lose me. No, sir. Noooooo, sir.

Inigo:
... Someone help me! Please! Anyone!

Noire:
Actually, that raises a different question. Why are you running in the first place? I promised not to hit you, remember? I... I promised. *sniff*

Inigo:
Wait. Why are YOU going to cry? I'm the one being hunted!

Noire:
*Sniff* D-don't you trust me?

Inigo:
My faith in your bow skills is REALLY not the issue here...

Noire:
Then what's the problem? I'm just doing what I was asked. Just keeping the hyenas at bay.

Inigo:
Hyenas? Hey, wait a second! Who asked you to do that?!

Noire:
SILENCE, FOOL! I SHALL BROOK NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! Now stand veeery still.

Inigo:
Wait! Stop! Just think of all the ladies who will be deprived of-- Aaaaugh! Help meeeeee

B Support

Inigo:
Hmm... Back to the markey today, perhaps? I saw a couple of ladies ripe for--

Noire:
What are you up to, Inigo?

Inigo:
EEEEEEK!

Noire:
Heading out to pick something up at the market? Or some...ONE?

Inigo:
Who, me? Ha ha! N-no, I would never go chasing girls! ... Yet... Today, I mean.

Noire:
Well, if you're heading out, I'd better get ready as well. Hum de dum de dooo...

Inigo:
Um, Noire? Why are you nocking an arrow?

Noire:
Oh, don't worry about me! Just pretend I'm not here.

Inigo:
That's kind of difficult when you're pointing an arrow at me.

Noire:
I won't hit you, silly! I'm just keeping the hyenas at bay. Those are my... orders.

Inigo:
From WHO, for crying out loud?!

Noire:
Um... I... Oh, I'm sorry, Inigo. But I promised not to tell you.... Though I must say, they chose the right woman for the job. For I am my mother's daughter! Eeeee hee hee hee!

Inigo:
I really wish you'd stop saying that. And what's all this about hyenas?

Noire:
I told you not to worry about it.

Inigo:
Yes, and that is a piece of advice that I'm planning to ignore. Seriously, would you please just explain what's going on here?!

Noire:
......

Inigo:
I haven't seen so much as a stray dog around here, let alone a hyena.

Noire:
STILL YOUR CHATTERING TONGUE, LEST I REMOVE IT!

Inigo:
Eeeeeeeeek!

Noire:
Inigo! Inigo, wait! Don't run! It's really hard to miss you when you're running around like that!

Inigo:
Heeeeeelp meeeeeeeee!

Noire:
INSOLENT FOOL! RETURN TO ME AT ONCE!

A Support

Noire:
Inigooo! Where are yoooooou?! You can run, but you can't hide... Hmm... Probably off chasing skirts again. I just hope there's no repeat of last time...

Inigo:
What happened last time?

Noire:
EEEEEEK!

Inigo:
Ha! Doesn't feel good to be snuck up on, now does it? I figured turnabout was fair play, so I staged this little ambush.

Noire:
Th-that's terrible! You're terrible! *sniff* *sniffle*

Inigo:
Oh, come on! Stop that... It was the girls, wasn't it? Your "hyenas"? Every poor, defenseless girl I talk to runs off screaming in a hail of arrows!

Noire:
...... I had to make sure you weren't tricked again. Those were... Those were Chrom's orders.

Inigo:
Wait, CHROM told you to do this?!

Noire:
Well, kind of. I mean, he let me work out the details, but... Look, none of this would have happened if you hadn't been tricked last time!

Inigo:
Last... I was tricked? I don't...

Noire:
Remember the lady thief you invited to tea? The one who stole half our gear? When Chrom heard about that, he asked me to start keeping an eye on you.

Inigo:
I...see.

Noire:
You're too trusting, Inigo. Chrom is worried it may shorten your life span.

Inigo:
You make me sound totally hopeless. I'm not some easy mark just asking to get taken in. It was just one lady thief! Oh, well...and that girl cutpurse. The one with the glass eye. Ah, and then there was that band of female arsonists... But that still isn't a reason to open fire on me!

Noire:
...I was just worried about you. We all worry about you.

Inigo:
Heh... I forgot all about that stuff, actually. Guess I thought everyone else did, too.

Noire:
IMPUDENT FOOL!

Inigo:
Gaaaaah!

Noire:
You offer apologies, but do you truly grasp the gravity of your crimes?! You've been a burden on the commander and a waste of my precious time! I ask again-- does your repentance match the scale of your misdeeds?! SPEAK NOW! SPEAK, LEST I PERMIT MY ARROW TO SPEAK FOR YOU!

Inigo:
Good gods, y-yes! Yes, ma'am! I'm sorry! Honestly, I had no idea people paid that much attention to me...

Noire:
BLOOD AND THUNDER!

Inigo:
Ack! S-sorry, sorry, sorry! I promise I'll be more careful!

Noire:
...Wonderful. Then I'll be going, now. We worry because we care, Inigo-- so just take care of yourself, okay?

Inigo:
Phew... I thought I was a dead man. I'm just glad she put the bow down before she lost it there...

S Support

Inigo:
There you are. I was looking for you.

Noire:
Did you need something?

Inigo:
A cup of tea. With you. Interested?

Noire:
Wh-why? What's going on?

Inigo:
It's not very ladylike to fib, you know.

Noire:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Inigo:
Your little bit about being "ordered" to keep the hyenas at bay.

Noire:
I didn't lie! Those were my orders!

Inigo:
But you weren't quite telling the truth, either, hmm? Something tells me you wanted to be one of those hyenas.

Noire:
...How did you know?

Inigo:
Ha! Let's just say I have a gift for reading women.

Noire:
I was the only one you never flirted with......You even flirted with a sign in front of the baker's shop one day! I felt...left out, you know? And hurt. And...kind of... *mumble, mumble*

Inigo:
Sorry, what was that last one?

Noire:
I FELT ANGRY! Blood and thunder, mortal! My emotions are not to be trifled with! NOW FLIRT WITH ME!

Inigo:
Um... I'm not sure I can really...do that...right now...

Noire:
A gift for reading women? Ha! What a joke.You've got a gift for MIS-reading women! That's why you always get turned down. *Sniff* I just... I just wanted a chance to turn you down too...

Inigo:
Look, Noire? The reason I didn't flirt with you is because you're kind of...scary. I didn't want to set you off and wind up as an oversized pincushion for your arrows...

Noire:
Oh. I... I see. I-it's not like I... *sniff* Like I get mad on purpose... I can't... h-h-help it! Waaaaaaaaah!

Inigo:
Cripes! D-don't cry! I mean, yes, I was a jerk, but you fired about a hundred arrows at me... What do you say we call it even and start over? Huh?

Noire:
But I... *hic* I had to, or...the hyenas...

Inigo:
I know, and I appreciate what you were trying to do. Listen. I was worried about making you angry. That's no lie. But I also thought you were...different. Kind of ethereal, it that makes sense. Like something mortal hands weren't meant to touch. Anyway, that's why I always hesitated. But I'm done hesitating. I'm going to ask what I've been wanted to ask you all along... Will you marry me?

Noire:
Wh-what?! Isn't that a bit sudden?!

Inigo:
I'm tired of beating around the bush with you. This is all I've ever wanted!

Noire:
I don't... I'm... I'm so flattered, but it's just so unexpected!

Inigo:
Hah! You're adorable when you blush and fly into a panic.

Noire:
If...if we do this, you have to stop flirting with other girls.

Inigo:
Well, sure, that's, uh... Sure.

Noire:
Saying "sure" twice makes it feel less sure.

Inigo:
Well, it's hard to feel sure when you're pointing a bow a me!

Noire:
... I'd hoped you had learned your lesson by now.

Inigo:
Waugh! S-stop! Stop, please! I promise, I'll... Wait. "Learned my lesson"? So that bit about the hyenas WAS just a lie!

Noire:
Oh, it was no lie. For I have a slavering scavenger in my sights right now...

Inigo:
Wait, ME?!

Noire:
Eee hee hee! Time to silence that philandering cackle for good!

Inigo:
Aaaaah! Have mercy! I repent! I repeeent!